Lexicon
The looksmaxxing dictionary. Study up.
- -maxxing
- A suffix you bolt onto any activity to imply total optimization: sleepmaxxing, gymmaxxing, snackmaxxing, doing-absolutely-nothing-maxxing. The Chud is a -maxxing pluralist.
- 6-7
- A number combination of no fixed meaning that conquered the internet through sheer repetition. The Chud deploys it in place of greetings, prayers, and most emotional needs.
- Ascend
- To level up into a higher tier of attractiveness. Chuds do not ascend. Chuds descend, which is faster and requires no cardio.
- Aura
- Your ambient presence, measured in points the universe does not actually award. Chads farm aura. Chuds farm anti-aura, and hold a frankly historic reserve.
- Aura farming
- Accruing vibe through studied unbotheredness. The Chud aura-farms by walking into a glass door and continuing as though nothing occurred.
- Chadlite
- Highly attractive, above average, but missing the one feature that would make him a full Chad. Still mogs you. Sorry.
- Chud
- The apex specimen of these rankings. Where the Chad ascends, the Chud descends — further, faster, and with snacks. Roughly 1% of the population by genetics; 99% by 2 AM.
- Chudmaxxing
- The inverse art: maximizing one's chud. Achieved through ambitious hoodies, structural slouching, and a religious refusal to stand near good lighting.
- Cope
- A comforting rationalization that sidesteps reality ("it's just cope"). The Chud has elevated coping to a competitive sport and is currently undefeated.
- Cortisol spike
- The belief that stress is physically deranging your face in real time. The Chud's cortisol spikes for exactly two reasons: the words "we need to talk," and the self-checkout announcing "unexpected item in bagging area."
- Frauding
- Using angles, lighting, and filters to look far better in photos than in person. The Chud reverse-frauds: somehow looks worse in every photo than in real life, a power science cannot explain.
- Glow up
- A dramatic improvement in looks. Its sacred opposite, the glow down, is the Chud's natural trajectory and is to be celebrated.
- Goblin mode
- Fully embracing the unkempt, the slovenly, the gloriously feral. For the Chud this is not a phase; it is the foundation.
- Hunter eyes
- Deep-set, intense, predatory eyes. The Chud has gatherer eyes: warm, slightly damp, perpetually scanning for the buffet.
- Jestermaxxing
- Compensating for a lack of bone structure with overwhelming comedic charisma. The Chud's primary stat — can't mew, but can make the whole room laugh and then trip over a chair to seal it.
- Looksmaxxing
- The heroic discipline of maximizing one's appearance through skincare, surgery, and quiet despair. The Chud has read the entire manual and chosen violence (specifically, ordering wings).
- Mewing
- Pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth to summon a jawline. (It does not, in fact, restructure an adult skull.) The Chud mews exclusively while forgetting why.
- Mog / to mog
- To dominate someone purely by standing near them. In Chud Rankings the current flows the other way: the goal is to get mogged by the largest possible object, including furniture, livestock, and weather.
- Mogged
- The honored state of being visibly outclassed. A true Chud has been mogged by a folding chair and thanked it.
- Sigma
- The lone-wolf male who needs no one. The Chud is sigma-adjacent, largely because no one texted back.